Bakla Ako, May Reklamo?

We all want a dose of cock. Okay, fine, , some of us don’t.

In this day and age, when finding a safe-sex same-sex partner is difficult for some PLUS (people like US), the creative and resourceful resort to the safest and weirdest form of heat-release: self-help.

Oh no, we’re not gonna talk about the different ways of making self-love. Instead, we’re gonna talk about some pretty cool alternatives to the real thing (the real thing, of course is always the best!).

We know that some of you out there are obsessed with cocks. Yes, cocks. Dicks. Wangs. Weeners. Tite. Otin. Utin. Nota. Bishop. Bird. And many other terms. Point of the matter is, a cock, by any other name, is still a cock.

So where does one find a safe cock to suck or worship? Of course you can go online and search for hot cocks through social networking and gay online dating sites, or you can cruise at bath houses, clubs and bars, airports, or by Quezon Memorial Circle and PWU. But how sure are we that these cocks are safe, specially now that we know that oral sex can pose risks to developing mouth cancer?

While we were browsing through our feeds on Google Reader, we came across a link to a site which has one of the solutions [this is not a paid ad, ok?]. They sell cocks! And these cocks are guaranteed safe (unless you use them unwisely), fun and will never go soft on you while it lasts.

See a sample of these cocks after the jump [semi-some kind of SFW]

Penis Lollipops, Edible Ring Lollipops, Slurpers, Drink Bottles, etc!

A new meaning to “Cock Ring”

Some Cock Straws… Sip it Baby!

Suck till you drop (you’re gonna have to “circumcise” these before enjoying the full flavors)

 

Cum you can swallow!

 

Write to me!

 

Multi-colored. Multi-Racial?

 

I want one of these! (Not the girl!)

Oh! They ship to this part of the world! Anybody wanna send me one of these? Charot!