Random Whining: The Guys4men Version
- Just because you see my profile logged on to Guys4men all the time, it doesn’t mean that I’m on a continuous search for hook-ups. People, there is what we call broadband Internet.
- Just because I have high verification levels, it doesn’t mean that I have had sex with just about anyone and everyone who sends me a message asking for a hook-up.
- Just because you’re horny and located around the same vicinity as I am, it doesn’t mean that I’m ready and willing to do it with you. Newsflash: I have what is known to many people as TASTE.
- Why would I want to be friends with a blank photo?
- If you can post your pictures on Friendster or Picturetrail, why is it so damn fucking hard for you to post them on this site?
- What makes you think that because you’re gay and I’m gay, I will want to be friends with you? Friendship is something that just springs out – you do not ask someone to become your friend. It should come naturally like the wind beneath my wings (err?).
- There’s a good reason why I didn’t post my number and Yahoo Messenger ID on my profile. If you really really wanna talk to me, you will know where to find my contact information.
- I am not God’s gift to men.
- A message sent to me left un-replied for more than a day or two means only one thing. Go figure.
- I am not a master of the English language, but please, huwag mo naman akong patamblingin hanggang Taiwan (please don’t make me do cartwheels until I get to Taiwan)!
- How do you expect someone to reply to “sup?” Unless you’re a call center agent asking for a supervisor-escalation call, even though I’m not in operations, I will take that call.
- And finally, please, if you get a rejection, don’t blame my mother for not raising me well. It’s not my fault you’re uglier than I am, is it?
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I totally agree. I haven’t opened my G4M account for six months now (thanks to Qatar’s internet censorship) but I’m quite sure there are still those a$#^0!3s out there who don’t post their photos and think you’re rude cause you don’t want to meet with them. =/
@Jap
you bet ya! Ang dami pa rin, and worse, they expect you to give your number pa. kapal no?
Too Funny!!! You hit it all right on the nail….. I think most of us have felt all of the above at one point or another…. it is good that you got it all written down and posted for all of us!!! am sure am speaking for a lot when I say, we are all appreciative!!!
-Rudi
@Rudi
I guess I’m already too annoyed with those kinds of messages. Hehehe. I actually forgot to write down some items, like the following:
1) pa-cute text shortcut lingo (eow for hello, poh, etc)
2) the use of po. If they really wanna be friends or wanna hook-up, why do they have to use po for me? i’m not that old!
I agree with the shortcut lingo… it is hard enough for me to comprehend deep Tagalog and slangs… to get these shortcut txts… YIKES!!! They will never get a reply or acknowledgement in my book, that’s for sure…
And how about those who likes to keep sending HEARTS (like those on FRIDAE) or Smiles (FRIENDSTER) but never dropping you a note…. so one never knows what it is they actually want or mean to say…. what the hell are you supposed to do with all those hearts and smiles anyway???
@Rudi
Right on the bat on the fridae hearts and friendster smiles! They obviously want you to send them a message. WHich is kind of weird considering they’re the ones interested… hahaha.
Facebook pokes are fun though! hahaha.