Kantang Bakla: The Lyrics

August 1st, 2007 by AJ Leave a reply »

We previuosly recorded gay-translated songs into a podcast. And due to insistent public demand (let’s just pretend there’s an actual demand), we’re posting the lyrics here and now. We’d like to thank Raffy of “Of Tranquil Moon & Bothered Sleep” for most of the lyrics:

Valer Kuberchtree
Valer kuberch
Kyohit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi
Ay kung anek-anek
Nyongkamas at nutring
Nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw nyotaw jutani
Kundol jutola
Jupo’t jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa
Jobanox nyustasa
Nyubuyax nyomatis
Nyowang at luyax
& around the keme
Ay fullness ng linga!

Makulay ang Buhay
Colorrific (2nd voice: colorrific)
Ang shombey!
Colorrific ang shombey..
Pag may shinabumey na julei…

Halleluliah
Oooh wooh wooh
Halemu- halimuyak…
Sinetching bakla,
Sinetching shoding,
Shumigaw charing charing!!!
…from: BAMBOO’s Noypi

And here’s a bonus track which was not part of the original podcast (just received the forwarded message today):

Langith Luffa!
Lagith Luffa
Infairness!
In, In, Infairness.
Okray heartness, flowing ang dugesh
Chuging
Alive,
Dis-A-ppear na u diyan!

 

 

Mudra, Pudra (Nanay, Tatay)
(forgot to post the lyrics but this also appeared in the podcast)

Mudra, Fudra
Bet kez ng Kronapay
Sisterette, Brotherlou
Bet kez ng Frappe

Lahat ng betchinakelles
ay Kemerkemer lou
Ang mag-shomaley ay pipingutin kez

Jisa, bolawa, shotlo, kropat, fivetackles!

 

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9 comments

  1. indierawk says:

    Mudra, Pudra, gestong kez tinapey.
    Sister, brother, gestong kez kafey.
    Lahat ng gestong kez ay kemer kemerlu.
    Ang magkakawiz ay pipingutin kez.

    -”nanay-tatay”

  2. River Pisanu says:

    Hey AJ dude! How did you do that Noisiest Neighbor widget? It’s cool! Teach me! Teach me! Teach me NOW! :-) LOL

  3. AJ says:

    @River Pisanu

    you’re using Blogspot right? dunno if it’s gonna work on your site since it’s a Wordpress widget. try searching for a blogspot/blogger widget: “Top Commentators” online.

    BTW, Sofia won $100 in the Top 10 Emerging INfluential Blogs raffle earlier today.

  4. Ok, AJ dude, letme find something at Blogspot.

    Really? Sofia won something? F*ck! I kinda know she would because that bitch is lucky in casinos. She always win something. But she’s in Paris till September. I’ll tell the bitch the news.

    Cheers! :-)

  5. Lionheart says:

    Kakatuwa naman/…

    Kakatuwa ang gay lingo

  6. AJ says:

    @Lionheart

    sobra diba? something we can all learn to sing, well, in the bathroom! hahaha

  7. LimeGemini says:

    hahaha.. my tongue find it hard to say those words yet, its fun reading it.. keep it up..

  8. AJ says:

    @LimeGemini

    just keep on practicing and you’ll make it! lol!

  9. { K } says:

    ahahah BEST blog ive ever read !!! *thumbs up! *

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