My Dick is SPAM!

My Dick is SPAM.

Uhm, well, ahh… Not the size of SPAM. (Though I wonnder how it would be like to have a dick like SPAM… err, weird!)

My Dick is a SPAM-Magnet!

Seriously, every time I read through my emails, I always get emails which seem to ridicule me and my little johnny boy. I’m sure many of you get these kinds of emails too. I don’t mind getting them, at least not anymore. I have gotten used to them that I noticed the creative minds behind these junk emails – phishing and scamming or leading you to doom. Those who are ignorant and insecure fall for these traps and end up blowing up their computers and but not their dick sizes.

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Even if these junk emails are poorly constructed (syntax-wise or otherwise), I must hand it to them, they sure excrete bucketloads of creative juices. They catch you with subject lines like: “Be a Better Man,” “Be the Bigger Man,” “Don’t let her go away,” and then some more. Sometimes, they’ll be direct and use: “Your Penis is too small!” Now how the freak did they know that I’ve got a teenie-weaner like the yummy Enrique? Stalk much eh?

Call me weird, but now, I do look forward to checking my spam folder to see what form of ridicule my dick and I are gonna get next. I don’t get offended though, after all,I’m confident with my own size. So to answer Migs‘, the Manila Gay Guy, and McVie’s question if size matters: I don’t believe so. Size doesn’t matter, performance does. And a little spam won’t hurt. Or would it?

*There’s something different about this post (from all other posts), can you point it out?

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10 Responses to “ My Dick is SPAM! ”

  1. thenomad says:

    i do get these spam emails too, but i never bothered reading them. although i glimpse a few words off them like Viagra, dysfunction, etc.

    blech. as if i need those. hehe.

  2. AJ says:

    @thenomad

    wow! you don’t need one. hmmmm….

  3. cyberpunk says:

    hahaha my dick gets insulted a lot too in these spam mails…and i don’t even have a dick…

    i’ve read about enrique iglesia’s, uh, tool in some celeb blogs. haha makes you wonder just how small it is…

  4. mrs.j says:

    o well i love dick talks haha! o well who doesn’t! haha! nice meeting u aj!

  5. chase says:

    hehehe.. i also get the same emails.
    really? tinie winnie ang dicky ni enrique?
    i still wonder why anna kournikova’s still with him. hehehe

  6. AJ says:

    @chase

    that’s what he said at first. but he retracted it. and that statement actually landed him an advertising contract with a condom company. :)

  7. AJ says:

    @mrs. j

    it was nice meeting you too!

  8. AJ says:

    @cyberpunk

    isn’t it weird? parang the “in” thing sa spam nowadays is SPAM!

  9. I’m no size Queen. I enjoy all dicks. The SPAM is getting ridiculous. It just clogs up my email. I’ve reached the point that I have to create a new email account.

  10. AJ says:

    @JHVRothschild

    sobrang annoying na no? i get like 30 to 40 dick spam emails everyday!



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