Jason Bourne did it for him. Well, if Matt Damon gliterally (or taking it literally in the gay kind of way, something I just came up with) TOPped all those men, I would have sold my soul to the devil so I could get front row seats. Or better yet, get a guest pass to make a pass at any of them hot men!

While some images of gay men appeared on their 100 Sexy Men in 1 Minute video, none of them made it to the Top 15. Does this mean that gay men aren’t hot enough to be part of the top 15 Sexiest Men Alive? Hmmm, ibang pageant na lang, sure winner yung mga yun! Charing! The complete list can be found in the latest issue of People Magazine out in stands on Friday in the US - dunno when they will be out in the Pinas.

Here are a few of them who made it to the TOP 15:

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1. Matt Damon. The 37-year old dad (oooh, hot daddy!) topped People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive for 2007. Damon, with all humility in tact said that he couldn’t possibly accept the title as that would mean People has “given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime.” Screw humility. If I were Matt, I would have asked them if the crown came with all the other 99 men on the list. If it did, I sure would have a blast! But I don’t really agree with Matt Damon coming in at number 1. I’m not People Magazine so kebs na.

2. McDreamy. The reincarnation of Patrick Dempsey’s career (and possibly his hotness), I think, can be attributed only to the character he plays, Dr. Derek Shepherd, on the ABC hit show Grey’s Anatomy. The 41-year old lost the title of Sexiest Man Alive to Matt Damon. Matt Damon of all people! He’s not that hot, no? And McDreamy, I would have licked, I mean liked it better had Eric “McSteamy” Dane came in at number 1 or number 2.

3. Ryan Reynolds came in at 3rd. We’re not complaining. This ex-Mr. Alanis Morissette and ex-Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place (turned Two Guys and a Girl) hottie kind of deserves it.

4. Papa Brad Pitt has lost all his hotness, probably because Angelina(baho ng p**e mo, amoy lupa… di ka nagsasabon, kinalikot mo pa!) has taken all the limelight from him? Fourth place ain’t that bad… I think.

5. Johnny Depp. Need I say more?

7. Dave Annable, my current TV Hottie crush (has been my crush since the pilot episode of Brothers and Sisters) made it to the list! He’s oh-so-hot to the point that I’m in a state of water water. Not only that, he has shown exceptional skills in bed, I mean in acting, that I almost always end up crying whenever I see scenes of the show with him in it. I knew he was gonna make it big, and he did! And by the way, this 28-year old stud is single! Yummy yummy screw me Davey!

11. Yeah, Ben Affleck is also on the list. Keverlyn Salviejo ko. (Ever since I saw him on Larry King, his hotness all went down the drain. I’m sorry but I don’t particularly like Republicans who talk like that.)

14. Justin Timberlake, who gives me a hard on everytime I see his face, landed the 14th spot. He’s so yummy you wanna lick him all over. With Brown Cow, of course.

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So there you have it, the list of hotties.

Wait! Where’s Wentworth Miller?

Where did poor little Wenty go? Why isn’t he on the list? Well we will find out soon enough when we get a hold of a copy of People’s latest issue. Oh well. If they don’t want Wenty there, Wenty can always call me and we’ll make babies a list of our own.

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