Bakla Ako, May Reklamo?

Oh no! I haven’t been this confused in ages! Not since I was playing around with toys and the idea of man to man sex! I think the only people more confused than I am right now are those who continue to pretend and fool themselves and others by stating on their guys4men, fridae, gaydar or gay.com profiles that they are confused! Confused Confused!

My personal weekend was great. But with great things come great disappointments. I missed out on Victor Basa’s eviction from the PBB house as well as the nomination night wherein two of our Magic Hotties inside Kuya’s yellow house where eliminated! Gadangit! This is the reason for my confusion! The nomination of Jon Avila/Mullaly (please Star Magic, DITCH AVILA and RETAIN MULLALY!) and Will Devaughn! Now whom should I spend my hard-earned money for? Whose name will appear on my Globe bill (wish ko lang that were possible)? Jon or Will? Jon or Will?

I IMPLORE ALL OF YOU TO PLEASE VOTE FOR BOTH! OR IF YOU’RE VOTING FOR ONE, PLEASE VOTE FOR WILL DEVAUGHN… AND JON MULLALY!

We failed to save the world by not saving Victor Basa! That campaign failed MISERABLY! So when I saw Victor Basa earlier at The Podium during the press conference and press premiere of Batanes (if you watched GMA’s 24 Oras today, you would have seen me on TV. video after the jump -fast forward to the last 7 seconds - wahahah), I hyperventilated but couldn’t come up to him and say that I launched a Save Victor Basa, Save the World Campaign. What went wrong with that campaign anyway? Was it because Victor isn’t a cheerleader? Or was it because people just didn’t like him? Sigh.

So now people of the world, PLEASE vote for JON AVILA and/or WILL DEVAUGHN. WILL. WILL. WILL.

With this, we are launching our new campaign, SAVE THE HOTTIES, SAVE THE WORLD!

(Sagipin ang mga maiinit, Sagipin ang Kamunduhan!)

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