Bakla Ako, May Reklamo?

There are a lot of dating/personal websites nowadays. Straight, not-straight, dogs, and a whole bunch of other things that are “able” to date. I must admit though that I have accounts/profiles in some of these websites. I spend my idle time looking at these profiles, not mainly on their pictures or what they can offer, but more on how they describe themselves. Here are a few profile entries My friend Nick and I collected last year.

DISCLAIMER: The items posted in this entry do not reflect the vast majority of people in dating sites nor does it reflect the mastery of the language of the citizens of this wonderful nation.

hi! im not the guy u look at so u need to know me better. lets meet. thanks
(this picture… what exactly are we looking at?)
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hi im shemale. im looking for LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP, HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND ONE FROM U.S, UK,and someone who can do understands me awswell …I AM LOOKING FOR A GUY WHO AGED -35-50….AND WILLING TO LOVE ME 4-EVER…..
(beat that!)
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being a qiuet person is by showing how observant iam. a shy type person cool , down to earth and outspoken that s gayboy is all about
(that’s what it’s all about!)
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Pure and simple… but exceptional… Hmmm… Pretty cool?! If u have time, add me up in your Hollaback yo!
(i’d love to have a Hollaback yo! does it come in pink?)
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Im an Aquarius born in the yr of the Dog.My real passion is giving satisfaction to the soul and body Iam very passionate guy w/ better outlooks inlife.Im an 22 yr old Asian for white .iam gay and im the most loving bottom of them all!
(any tops want a most loving bottom of them all?)
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“I dont wanna world to see me coz I dont think that they understand! When everything made to be broken. I just want YOU to know who I AM!”…I’m Marlon,19 !see yah!
(i can sense armageddon coming…)
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hlo……. can we be friends im (name here).. and you are? then where u from then you look great……..then
(uhhhm, you’re weird.)
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