We recently posted an entry on local flight attendants and the pre-take off announcements. They were fun to read and would be fun to experience, but some of them were just bloopers. Now what if that boring intercom announcement was revitalized and rehashed so that it will catch the attention of all passengers?
That would be really fun and passengers would most likely pay more attention to every little detail. Every little detail including their own fashion sense!
Here’s a video taken by a passenger on a flight to Chicago. Don’t mind the video, as you will only see the aircraft’s left wing and the runway. Instead, pay attention to the flight attendant giving out the instructions. The audio is a bit off though and the FA talks as if there’s a time limit. In any case, it still is fun to listen to! If you’re having trouble listening to what the FA (we think he’s gay and cute :p) is saying, don’t fret as we have transcribed the text and placed it below the video. Welcome aboard!
glumbert - Pre-Flight Announcements Get Fashionable
Transcription (by Baklang AJ)
- we do have seatbelts they’re not as dangerous as they look… they shoud be worn like JLo’s pants lowered tight across the hips
- f you don’t like our service or if the flight gets too long, we have six emergency exits. two forward exit doors, two overwing window exits, and two rear exit doors. signs overhead or on the floor lead to those exits.
- on your seatback pockets, are beautifully illustrated multicolored safety information cards.
- we have hidden under each and every seat of this plane a beautiful yellow life vest
- … pull it over your head. already you look beautifully fashionable
- and now Barbara is coming to the cabin to check if your seatbelts are fastened and your shoes match your outfits
- his is again a non-whining, non-complaining, non-smoking flight. smoking is never permitted onboard an aircraft
- although we never anticipate a change in cabin pressure, should one occur, full beautiful golden icantelated front butter cup look-alike designer oxygen masks will magically appear from secret hidden compartments above your head. when that happens, immediately stop screaming, let go of your neighbor!
- insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen
- if you’re traveling with anyone needing special assistance: a child, untrained husband, anyone not paying attention to us right now, make sure to secure your own masks first. that’s it for the dos and donts. sit back, relax, or lean forward all twisted up, the choice is really yours.
- we’re gonna be a little fast but we’re scheduled for a leisurely three hours and 50 minutes all the way. thank you
Now if only domestic flights and our local flight attendants were as good (and goodlooking and cute) and hilarious as this FA, then flying would be so much fun! We would love to travel more and explore our own islands, and have a Wow! Philippines experience!
