Kaboom!
Soldier 1: What was that?
Soldier 2: I don’t know. (sniffs) Hmmm, smells good. What’s that?
Soldier 1: I don’t know either, but whatever that is, it must be something good. Speaking of something good, you’re looking good bud. Your eyes, they’re so beautiful… Your lips… (pulls soldier 1’s face closer to his)
Imagine (put both your index fingers on your temples) a situation like this.
What was that kaboom all about? Why did Soldier 1 do what he did? Find out after the jump.
If the US Military’s plan of developing a bomb which would turn enemy soldiers gay pushed through then they would have made a breakthrough in chemical warfare. Or not. Many 
groups, however, contest and condemn this US$7.5 Million plan on grounds of it being too unethical and obviously discriminatory against homosexuals. The Pentagon however has disapproved this plan [click here to view CBS report]. Critics have said that this bomb may have actually been planned to catch military men within the American ranks.
This plan is just one of the many unconventional plans being considered by the US Military. The non-lethal aphrodisiac proposal was developed by the Wright Air Force Base Laboratory in Ohio [click here to download original document, PDF file]. The document was acquired, then uncovered by the Sunshine Project — an international watchdog dedicated to upholding prohibitions against biological warfare and, particularly, to preventing military abuse of biotechnology — through the Freedom of Information act.
In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause “homosexual behaviour”.
Why do they have to go through this hullabaloo of developing these kinds of non-lethal warfare when all they need to do is drop a million clones of Leandro Okabe, Piolo Pascual, and those hot Eurasians (from Pisanu) and I’m pretty sure many men are gonna rush to the bomb’s central point of “explosion.” Or better yet, why don’t they just stop policing the world and stop mongering war?
I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer an explosion from Leandro Okabe, Piolo Pascual, and those Eurasians. Make love, not war!
