Bakla Ako, May Reklamo?

2007 is almost over and we can’t help but post something not nice! Online social networking sites for gay men where you can s, chat with them, exchange photos and exchange bodily fluids, come in many shapes, sizes and colors. By now, you all must already be familiar with the guys4men Free Gay Personals and other online adult social networking sites we have posted here. One of them is Manjam.Manjam’s platform is quite similar to other sites ansd searching for “currently online” users is one thing that sure will make your mouths drool and well… laugh!

Check out some user headlines we’ve found. Some of them funny, some of them… uhm… You be the judge!

• Masturbate 3 times in 6 hours!! It would be nice if someone will call me his own!! (calling anyone who would love to call his own this guy who masturbates 3 times in six hours!)
• Muscled Asian looking for nice friendship (a nice friendship lang pala eh, kelangan talaga muscled asian?)
  
• im a shemale model here in phillipines i join here in manjam coz im looking for a serius bf (go lang ate! go join here in manjam! and while you’re at it, review your HeKaSi para tumama naman sa spelling ng pangalan ng iyong sariling bansa!)
  
• im real,im true im loving and looking for the good and real friend (sino kaya si The Good and Real Friend? Hope you find him!)
  
• Hopelessly Romantic (uhmmmm, k!)
  
• i am what i am…… (videoke ito?)
  
• Macho is here & don’t ask ASL I’m pissed of on that question! (sige get pissed!)
  
• Hotness is not judged by the looks…but how I make others burn with desire. (ahhh, makes sense!)
  
• - S-e-r-e-n-d-i-p-i-t-y— basically 4 a serious relationship (so basically, serendipity, when spelled out means you’re looking for a serious relationship?)
  
• Very simple person who is searchin for some one before i sign off =) (After you sign off no more searching and no longer simple?)
  
• Sana I could find a love that lingers (Sana nga!)
  
• i am single and lookin’ for someone…(ano pangalan niya? tulungan ka namin!)
  
• Life can be discovered by its journey through pleasure to others…Seek to find its value. (again, again, again…)
  
• if u hav tym for phonchat jst leave ur name and landline.. my messages were bound to limit (bound to limit! bago yun ah!)
  
• READ MY DESIRE!!! (Saan? Where is it?)
  
• Whoever come whatever goes (Hindi ko na kaya to!)
  
• available for top secret operation. (Hmmm, ano kayang operation ito?)
• love is more of exiteng moment that youve dscovered,full of surprises that you discover (sige, whatever makes you happy ateng!)
  
• im needing more friends (im needing them too!)
  
• kumusta..just visit me at novaliches anytime.. see you god bless (eh pano pag wala ka sa novaliches?)
  
• tHEre iS nO sWEet wIthOut SweAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sige, ikembot, sige ikembot para magka-sweet naman!)
  
• subukan mo naman ako….. (ano ka produkto?)
  
• discreet… wants to meet someone who will love as i am (okay…)
  
• being me is what makes me a real person (kungsabagay…)
  
• Gusto mo Itits Call or txt me (Itits? Ano Itech?)
• try me,if u want! if not its ur lost…………….. (It’s not my lost pala eh. Whose lost is it then?)
  
• why its it takes a minute to say elo but forever to say goodbye (hindi naman ah. Elo? Elo! Goodbye. wala pang forever yun!)
  
• first of all im loveable person especially sa mga bisex”hindi kayo mag sisi sa akin if ako ang piliin niyo (mga Bisex! Bisex!)
  
• the memory within… (internal hard drive?)
  
• opppppssss i am taken (oppppppps! sorry naman!)
  

We’re just poking fun at things we find funny. If your headline’s included in the above-list, we apologize. But please do consider this as a good deed from us. Try reviewing your profile text to avoid further embarrassment.

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