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I Want a Mr. Well-Hung and a Mr. Horny!

Don’t we all?

Your dirty mind might think that I’m talking about what you’re thinking, but I’m sorry to disappoint you, it’s not what you think it is. I’m talking about two of the Little Loser Shirts from David & Goliath. The “Little Losers” is a collection of graphic misfits that pay tribute yo character stereotypes, which will stay true to David & Goliath’s acerbic (uhm, do they have a shirt for Malu Fernandez?) sense of humor.

I think I must have spit out some strands of pasta on the table at the launch of David & Goliath’s new shirt line called Little Losers. How could I not, when Mag:Net Cafe in Bonifacio High Street almost exploded due to the laughs from a lot of LOSERS also known as bloggers. Yes, bloggers can be losers too, even if for just one night (for some, every night is loser night.) Ah, thanks to the wonderful team of Gabe Mercado and the Silly People Improv Theater (or SPIT, which performs every other Tuesday at Mag:Net Bonifacio High Street), all the losers in the venue had more than their recommended doses of laughter each day. The “Powerpoint Presentation-With-Voice-Over-WIth-Audio-with-plain-text-which-was-read-verbatim” was a winner! Thanks to the hilarious V.O. powers of SPIT member Kenneth and the fantastic scoring of the guy who scored it. The dating game with Arthur (from ChickenMafia) was also hilarious. Improv is improv, like Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon! Who the hell is Anna Dizon, you might ask? Well, Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon.

I have always been fascinated with David & Goliath shirts (the Bloggers Suck is one of my all-time favorites) even before this event. And last night, I got to meet the Little Losers! You all know that I’m a big fan of fasyon-fasyonan and statement tees, and the D&G shirts are just, well, right for me! (Hint, hint: A Mr. well-Hung shirt or a Mr. Horny shirt just costs P995.00, leave a comment if you wanna know my delivery address. These Little Losers can be bought from any of the following David & Goliath stores/branches here in the Philippines: Bonifacio High Street, Powerplant Mall, Robinsons Place Manila Midtown, Greenbelt 5 and Rustan’s Makati. I wear a Medium).

There are 57 Little Losers in the collection but only 21are currently available in the Philippines (should you decide to buy me a different Little Loser, you may pick one the David & Goliath website). Here are my choices arranged in order of my preference:

1. Mr. Well-Hung
2. Mr. Horny
3. Miss Gossip Queen
4. Miss Bitch
5. Mr. Masturbate
6. Miss B.J.
7. Mr. Jerk
8. Mr. Stalker
9. Miss Available
10. Miss Know It All
11. Mr. Pervert
12. Miss Gold Digger
13. Miss Shameless
14. Miss Fetish
15. Miss High Maintenance
16. Mr. Macho
17. Mr. Loser

P.S. Don’t bother buying Miss Gossip Queen and Miss Bitch for me as I’m already planning to buy those for myself. KthxBai

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