Don’t we all?
Your dirty mind might think that I’m talking about what you’re thinking, but I’m sorry to disappoint you, it’s not what you think it is. I’m talking about two of the Little Loser Shirts from David & Goliath. The “Little Losers” is a collection of graphic misfits that pay tribute yo character stereotypes, which will stay true to David & Goliath’s acerbic (uhm, do they have a shirt for Malu Fernandez?) sense of humor.
I think I must have spit out some strands of pasta on the table at the launch of David & Goliath’s new shirt line called Little Losers. How could I not, when Mag:Net Cafe in Bonifacio High Street almost exploded due to the laughs from a lot of LOSERS also known as bloggers. Yes, bloggers can be losers too, even if for just one night (for some, every night is loser night.) Ah, thanks to the wonderful team of Gabe Mercado and the Silly People Improv Theater (or SPIT, which performs every other Tuesday at Mag:Net Bonifacio High Street), all the losers in the venue had more than their recommended doses of laughter each day. The “Powerpoint Presentation-With-Voice-Over-WIth-Audio-with-plain-text-which-was-read-verbatim” was a winner! Thanks to the hilarious V.O. powers of SPIT member Kenneth and the fantastic scoring of the guy who scored it. The dating game with Arthur (from ChickenMafia) was also hilarious. Improv is improv, like Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon! Who the hell is Anna Dizon, you might ask? Well, Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon.
I have always been fascinated with David & Goliath shirts (the Bloggers Suck is one of my all-time favorites) even before this event. And last night, I got to meet the Little Losers! You all know that I’m a big fan of fasyon-fasyonan and statement tees, and the D&G shirts are just, well, right for me! (Hint, hint: A Mr. well-Hung shirt or a Mr. Horny shirt just costs P995.00, leave a comment if you wanna know my delivery address. These Little Losers can be bought from any of the following David & Goliath stores/branches here in the Philippines: Bonifacio High Street, Powerplant Mall, Robinsons Place Manila Midtown, Greenbelt 5 and Rustan’s Makati. I wear a Medium).
There are 57 Little Losers in the collection but only 21are currently available in the Philippines (should you decide to buy me a different Little Loser, you may pick one the David & Goliath website). Here are my choices arranged in order of my preference:
- Mr. Well-Hung
- Mr. Horny
- Miss Gossip Queen
- Miss Bitch
- Mr. Masturbate
- Miss B.J.
- Mr. Jerk
- Mr. Stalker
- Miss Available
- Miss Know It All
- Mr. Pervert
- Miss Gold Digger
- Miss Shameless
- Miss Fetish
- Miss High Maintenance
- Mr. Macho
- Mr. Loser
P.S. Don’t bother buying Miss Gossip Queen and Miss Bitch for me as I’m already planning to buy those for myself. KthxBai
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24 Comments Received
May 7th, 2008 @10:23 am
I’m surprised Ms. B.J. just placed sixth! LOL!
May 7th, 2008 @10:39 am
Syempre pa-demure kunwari! may ganon talaga!
May 7th, 2008 @11:42 am
i want to have one of those too…
and i want Mr. Pervert…
May 7th, 2008 @11:43 am
hmm.. shux! i want your first 2 choices too! hahahah!
May 7th, 2008 @11:46 am
They’re nice diba! Lol.
May 7th, 2008 @11:47 am
They’re very useful no? Sana gawa rin sila ng gay-themed shirts!
May 7th, 2008 @3:24 pm
Kumusta naman? I’m Miss BoobJob!
May 7th, 2008 @4:01 pm
last night was fun! hey guess what, nasa david and goliath ako kanina (di naman ako excited) sa may high street and i found out may sale sila. 30% off! (on the earlier releases, little losers not included) not bad i think. i find their other shirts funnier. i find the you rock-you rule shirt funny (i’m such a loser after all). you can use the GC on sale items, except for the coupons which you can only use on regular items. so with the 30% off, dagdagan ko lang GC ko ng 300, i get two shirts na! fun no?
May 7th, 2008 @4:18 pm
Hey. I saw you at iBlog. Katuwa ka.
Anyway,
Haha. Akala ko kung anu yung post mo! Grabe. Haha. Shirts pala 
May 7th, 2008 @9:09 pm
Hehe. Thanks. Sana nagpakilala ka.
May 7th, 2008 @9:21 pm
hahaha! Excited much! Their other items are great too (they were the ones which attracted me to D&G first). Sige I’ll drop by the store one of these days.
May 7th, 2008 @9:26 pm
Waaaah! LoL!
May 7th, 2008 @11:08 pm
I want a custom D&G (ayos parang dolce&gabbana lang) teknostique salon shirt XD
May 7th, 2008 @11:08 pm
Nyahahaha! You know which one I want. Wala bang Mr. High Maintenance? XD
May 7th, 2008 @11:19 pm
Salon Teknostique!
You mean like:
Ms. Tulle - Seasonal Service
Mr. Man iCure
Ms. Pedicuree
Mr. Gou Fette
Ms. Quo Lotte?
May 7th, 2008 @11:22 pm
lol! Miss lang meron!
May 8th, 2008 @3:04 pm
I want the Ms. Available and Ms. Gossip Girl shirt! :p
Hey thanks for bringing Ernie with you.. Ngayon ko lang nalaman na may travel Ernie pala siya LOL
Sana matuloy yang Salon Teknostique shirt haha penge :p
and yeah, who’s Anna Dizon? lagi ko yan nababasa sa tabloid na she’s popular daw pero bakit di ko sya knows? no offense meant sa fans nya hihi
May 8th, 2008 @5:14 pm
hi aj! thanks for coming last night, though we didnt made much chika, hope you had fun!
btw, the name of the guy from david&goliath is jon syjuco.
*hugs*
May 9th, 2008 @9:53 am
I WANT I WANT ….
hmm…too many tees too little time.
May 9th, 2008 @10:39 am
Twas great to meet you during the event AJ !
May 13th, 2008 @6:58 pm
It was great to have finally met you too!
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