Many of you may already be familiar with Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” song.  Some of you may have liked it, some of you despised it.

But what if a male version was released? Well, what do you know, I found one!  I didn’t really find it, but the one who made it sent me a birthday message via my Multiply page!  I got the link from Robi (thanks for the greetings, dude, pare chong!) whom I had the chance to work with and hang-out with during shows and concerts sometime in 2003 to 2004.  I used to see him and the AKAFellas when I was still working as Road Manager of Nyoy Volante and Mannos (I had the biggest crush on their former member Red Sandico).

Anyway, Robi created “I Kissed A Boy” for the newly reinvented 99.5 RT as the first of many parodies that they will be making for the station. The song is a spoof of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl”.

I find the song extremely funny and made me roll on the floor after listening to it for the first time. It may be offensive for some people, but given that this is a parody, we should all take it as it is.
Listen to the song here: I Kissed A Boy: 99.5 RT Original (NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 30!)

Here are the lyrics of I Kissed a Boy:

I KISSED A BOY LYRICS

A guy’s not meant to kiss a man
Not God’s intention (hmph!)
But I am gay, not lesbian
With a huge erection
I like butt, your ass too
Must have a big hard on
If you all disapprove
Then why don’t you be gone

(Chorus)
I kissed a boy and I liked it
(The) taste of his 8-inch man-stick
I kissed a boy you should try it
(I) hope you’re not homophobic
I like it long
A girth that’s right
Don’t mean my sphincter’s too tight
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I liked it

So what if our genders are the same
It doesn’t matter
Kissing a girl is kinda lame
I’d rather put make-up on her.
I’m just so
Into dudes
Male genitalia’s what I crave
I’m not what they call “confused”
I’m hardcore gaaaay!

(Chorus)

Us boys we like when it’s anal
Rough skin, square jaws, with some stubble
Hard pecs, strong arms for us to cuddle
Your wood we suck on it
Our sex appeal is in our pants!

(Chorus)

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