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The Spice Girls: They’re Back!

November 4th, 2007

Yes! They’re finally back. Tomorrow, November 5, is the UK digital release of their new single, Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). The physical copy of the single will be released on November 19.

The video, which premiered in the UK last November 2, is the girls’ first appearance together in a video after they broke up in 1998. On November 16, the girls will, for the first time in nine years, perform as a quintet in the BBC Children in Need Telethon.

Check out the video and lyrics after the jump.

The girls’ retrospective album, Greatest Hits, is also set to be released in the following countries on the following dates:

7 November Japan

9 November Brazil, Italy, Holland, Ireland, Germany, Austria and Switzerland

10 November Australia and Sweden

12 November UK and Mexico

13 November USA and Canada

14 November Finland

We don’t have information as to when the Greatest Hits album will be released here in the Philippines, but they should release it soon. Why? Because we think that the Philippines is also a Spice Country! Not because we have a lot of spices but because Filipinos just love them girls! Hello naman, all of their singles peaked at number 1 here. Well, that’s what their official website says: » Read more: The Spice Girls: They’re Back!

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Posted in Kantatera, Musikang Bakla, spice girls

The Homophobic Rapper

September 13th, 2007

Guess which rapper is so scared and hates TV shows with themes of homosexuality?

“And if it is, then we need to go step to Paramount, and f–king MGM, and all of these other motherf–kers that’s making all of these movies and we need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these f–king shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this sh-t,” he continued. “Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about s–t like that! If that’s not f–king up America, I don’t know what is.”

If you haven’t guessed it yet, or if you don’t have an effin clue, it’s this JaRule guy who’s now so full of himself.

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Geez man, if he does not want his kids to turn fag on him, then the responsibility lies in his hands. He should play his responsibility as a father, to educate his children about the things they’re watching on television. And if his kids are gay, I doubt if he’s ever gonna be able to do something or anything about it.

These kids may have a pseudo-celebrity, flash-in-the-pan rapper for a father, but that doesn’t mean life will be a breeze for them. Imagine being raised by someone as disturbed as this guy…

Britney at the VMA: WWW?

September 11th, 2007

What went wrong? What’s up with Britney Spears and her supposed comeback?

Britney recently performed at the MTV Video Music Awards, in the hopes of getting her groove bac. Sadly though, she didn’t get anything back. She merely embarrassed herself with this half-baked number.

Uhm, enjoy?

Got her groove back did she? Here’s what we think…

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Posted in Artistita, Kantatera, Televisoine, Video of the Gay

A Million Dollars for Condoms

August 30th, 2007

Anything you say can, may, and will be used against you. Well not AGAINST you all the time.Ã‚Â Sometimes your statements, no matter how controversial, will bring in some kaching-ching for you!

This probably is what our hot man Enrique Iglesias realized lately.Ã‚Â Thanks to his statements a while back saying that he has a teeny-weener (which he later retracted), one condom company is now rumored to have offered Enrique a whopping US $1 Million to promote safe and responsible sex and of course their brand.

from Starpulse

Lifestyles Condoms executives have guaranteed Iglesias, who is dating tennis player-turned-model Anna Kournikova, a cool million dollars if he agrees to try on their rubbers as part of a “tasteful” new ad campaign.

Starpulse reports that if Enrique agrees to this deal, he will appear on the packaging of a Lifestyles condom product that’s true to his size. Hmmm.Ã‚Â Since he claimed that he was called a “tripod” back in school, we can only surmise… Extra-Large?

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Posted in Artistita, Hot Men, Kantatera

Backstreet’s Back!

August 2nd, 2007

Not that we care that much but yes, the erstwhile boyband Backstreet Boys is coming back! Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys! Now you know what generation Bakla is from…

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Unlike their contemporaries, the Spice Girls, the boys will not be complete since Kevin Richardson is not returning and making us all drool over him.Ã‚Â We won’t complain though as they’re quite, uhm, let’s just say they’re no longer ~~yummy~~ boys.

The group is set to release their new single “Inconsolable” on August 27 and their album on October 30.

Let’s see if they still have the magic that once made gay men all over the world, err, jumpy!

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Kantang Bakla: The Lyrics

August 1st, 2007

We previuosly recorded gay-translated songs into a podcast. And due to insistent public demand (let’s just pretend there’s an actual demand), we’re posting the lyrics here and now. We’d like to thank Raffy of “Of Tranquil Moon & Bothered Sleep” for most of the lyrics:

Valer Kuberchtree
Valer kuberch
Kyohit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi
Ay kung anek-anek
Nyongkamas at nutring
Nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw nyotaw jutani
Kundol jutola
Jupo’t jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa
Jobanox nyustasa
Nyubuyax nyomatis
Nyowang at luyax
& around the keme
Ay fullness ng linga! » Read more: Kantang Bakla: The Lyrics

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That Lucky Bayotch!

June 4th, 2007

Perez Hilton reports that one lucky Filipino bayot(Cebuano term for gay) got hugs and kisses onstage from a hot Enrique Iglesias. Now, even if Papa Enrique has a teeny weenie, as he previously admitted, I would die for a “performance” like that with him onstage. Yummy! I wonder who that lucky bayotch is!

UPDATE:

Finally found the video on Chuvaness‘ page (thanks ms. Cecile – feeling close ako)

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Posted in Baklinks, Kantatera

Daniel Zueras: Hot Music Video

May 1st, 2007

Daniel Zueras is a 25-year old Spanish pop singer who placed second in the TV show OperaciÃƒÂ³n Triunfo in 2006. He is virtually unknown here in the Philippines and in the United States but the video of his recent single, No Quiero Enamorarme (I don’t want to fall in love), has struck controversy on his side of the globe. Curious much? Check out the video after the cut.

While doing my research, I couldn’t find any confirmation of his sexuality because, well, all of the skinny on him online are in Spanish. And since I’m an indio, I had to resort to Google Translate all the sites. Here’s an excerpt from one of the translated sites:

Biography
This maÃƒÂ±o is son of a broker and a cook. It lives with its parents and it has an older sister.
It has studied solfeo and a little piano. Although in its free time it likes to sing and to run, considers a calm boy to whom it does not like to leave too much.
It has worked like waiter the week ends in a cinema, although its true vocation is music, as much that it would like to get to sing with Mariah Sea turtle, its greater ÃƒÂdolo.
It does not like much the television and is a lover of the art.
To as much, becauseÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ it does not have fiancÃƒÂ¨e.
Interview
It is defined to itself:
Reserved, prudent, affectionate and sensible. One of its defects is the disorganized thing that is and that by where it happens leaves sign.
A song:
Vision of love, of Mariah Sea turtle
A book:
What the wind took
A film:
What the wind took