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World’s Largest Cock

June 7th, 2007

[Seems like Bakla is on a cock-post roll today]

The World’s Largest Penis. Yup, you read that right.

An amusement park in China has recently unveiled their newly-ERECTED Sky Pillar, a 30ft high structure made of steel and wrapped with straw.

This cock stands on an altar atop a hill in Changchun City.

No, they are not crazy to build this kind of edifice. It is, in fact, a symbolical icon, a totem which celebrates Shamanistic culture. According to legend, a Shaman hero vanquished a cruel female ruler who did not have respect for men and killed them whenever she felt like it. After that evil bitch of a woman was killed, Ewenki, the oh-so mighty hero gave her a penis totem and later own erected (not his own penis) a penis totem on top of the hill.

This cock, large as it may be, is something you, I’m sorry my dear friends, won’t be able to suck. But hey, you can always try!

Click Images to ENLARGE! [Photo sources: 1, 2]

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Safe Cocksucking

June 7th, 2007

We all want a dose of cock. Okay, fine, , some of us don’t.

In this day and age, when finding a safe-sex same-sex partner is difficult for some PLUS (people like US), the creative and resourceful resort to the safest and weirdest form of heat-release: self-help.

Oh no, we’re not gonna talk about the different ways of making self-love. Instead, we’re gonna talk about some pretty cool alternatives to the real thing (the real thing, of course is always the best!).

We know that some of you out there are obsessed with cocks. Yes, cocks. Dicks. Wangs. Weeners. Tite. Otin. Utin. Nota. Bishop. Bird. And many other terms. Point of the matter is, a cock, by any other name, is still a cock.

So where does one find a safe cock to suck or worship? Of course you can go online and search for hot cocks through social networking and gay online dating sites, or you can cruise at bath houses, clubs and bars, airports, or by Quezon Memorial Circle and PWU. But how sure are we that these cocks are safe, specially now that we know that oral sex can pose risks to developing mouth cancer?

While we were browsing through our feeds on Google Reader, we came across a link to a site which has one of the solutions [this is not a paid ad, ok?]. They sell cocks! And these cocks are guaranteed safe (unless you use them unwisely), fun and will never go soft on you while it lasts.

See a sample of these cocks after the jump [semi-some kind of SFW]

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