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Masarap, malutong Ding Dong, Ding Dong!

No I did not do any hanky panky with Dingdong Dantes.  He’s so not my type. Well, he was during the TGIS days, but not anymore.  Now that he has already had his nipples (allegedly) surgically altered.

Anyway, Universal Records has recently released this new “Audio/Visual Project” starring Dingdong Dantes.

So what’s in it? According to the Universal Records Press Release:

The ‘VISUAL’ side includes MINI-COFFEE TABLE BOOK/SCRAPBOOK containing exclusive Dingdong Dantes images and a DVD featuring 4 Dingdong Dantes music videos shot by topnotch music video & commercial directors exclusively for this project. Directors like Louie Ignacio (“Cucu (Oh Yeah)” music video), Rico Gutierrez & Shoti Benares (“I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” music video), Adrian Calumpang (“Shining Star” music video) and Treb Monteros (“Tender Love” music video), worked closely with Dingdong Dantes in conceptualizing the look and feel of each music video. These videos are, after all, Dingdong’s babies. The beautifully photographed Mini-Coffee Table Book/ Scapbook showcases the serious, the playful and the sexy sides of Dingdong. These EXCLUSIVE photos are only available in this book and has never been published elsewhere. Also included are some behind the scenes pictures taken during his music video shoots.

The ‘AUDIO’ side is actually a CD containing 6 international hits personally selected by Dingdong Dantes. Songs range from r&b/hip hop tracks to club hits and even a tender ballad. Songs like the #1 Billboard smash “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” by Pitbull, club favourite “Shining Star” by Get Far, “Tender Love” by Jordan Knight and the infectious Latin-flavoured carrier track “Cucu (Oh Yeah)” by Miguel Fernadez, will give each buyer a different audio sensation once they hear it!

Some of you may want to buy this and experience Dingdong Dantes.  I wonder what the “playful and sexy sides of Dingdong” means but I’m pretty sure Dingdong fans out there would love to grab a copy of this. Does it contain hot photos of Dingdong Dantes naked and being playful? I doubt it. One thing is for sure though, there are no video scandals or anything of teh sort featuring Dingdong Dantes.

So queber ko if he was one of the 25 Sexiest Men of the World? Kebs talaga, everchynna hortaleza beauty products – naghahasa din!

If you buy this, I won’t take it against you.  Besides, to each his own naman.

Extra: Did you know that the word “dingdong” is slang for penis?  So let’s see how big Dingdong’s dingdong is!